Description
- THE BIGGEST SET OF CARDS TO HUMILIATE EVERY BAD DRIVER. If you love releasing your anger on the bad drivers of the world, you'll love our super bulk pack of 200 funny bad parking cards! Includes all 4 Witty Yetty bad parking card sets.
- GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift-giving abilities and help your giftee hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our bad parking business cards. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer in inclement weather. Plus, they look super professional to further taunt your parking foes!
- GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if you're long gone, your angry sentiment lingers.
Put on your cape and be the savior this world needs! Hilariously shame the idiot drivers of the world with Witty Yeti's HUGE collection of Bad Parking Business Cards.
How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? It's about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are.
Swift, Quiet Revenge
Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild, you can simply and surreptitiously slide one under the windshield wiper. Your target will see a friendly and inviting business card, but little do they know, their world is about to come crumbling down. Either way, you'll make their day a little worse, which will please the Parking Gods.
Excellent Novelty Gift or Stocking Stuffer (for Naughty Children)
Looking for the perfect gag gift for your Secret Santa? Look no further. Bad parkers inspire universal hatred, unless your friend or loved one is in fact a bad parker themselves.
Sayings for every mood!
Each Witty Yetti card set has different levels of curse words and general family-friendliness. Choose from PG-level cards for mild offensive, all the way up to totally offensive and curse-filled cards for the worst sideways parallel double-parking jobs out there!
What's in the box?
All 4 sets of Witty Yetti brand Bad Parking Business Cards. Includes Hit & Run Edition, Street Justice Edition, Road Rage Edition and Total Annihilation Edition. Each set has 50 cards with 10 designs, for a total of 40 designs and 200 cards. It's the ULTIMATE collection with enough cards to humiliate all the bad drivers of your town.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you arent completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!