Description
- WEVE ALL BEEN SHAFTED BEFORE. Get back at those whove wronged you with Witty Yetis new You Are a D**K calling card.
- FRIEND GIVING YOU A HARD TIME? Slip one in their backpack. Spunky coworker trying to beat you on a project? Dad making fun of you for being small? (Dont worry, we all know youre a grower).
- WHIP OUT A GREAT GAG GIFT. Youre looking for a novelty gift for someone who enjoys tasteful, understated humor, then these D**K cards are for you. This stroke of genius is guaranteed to bring 45-60 seconds of pure bliss.
- HAVE A FRIEND NAMED RICHARD? There has literally never been a more perfect gift for him. You are actively doing him a disservice if you dont get him these. Dont be a D**K to Dick.
- UNLEASH 3.5 OF ROCK HARD JUSTICE. You Are a D**K cards are printed on business-card sized (2 x 3.5) 16pt, high quality UV-coated paper for maximum impact. A total of 25 D**K cards per order!
Dont Be a Stiff, Express Yourself!
Quit hiding away your feelings. If someone is pricking your emotions, give them a piece of your mind. Dont just shrink away from the problem prematurely. Grasp it firmly and do what you gotta do to reach a climax of justice. Also, consider giving them a D**K card.
Pull Out a Fun Gag Gift
Make (or ruin) someones day with this perfect novelty gift and practical joke for immature people of all ages. Friend graduating from school? Buddy having a bachelor party? Dad keeps pressuring you to put on pants and go outside? Weve got you covered!
You Cant Beat Our Cards
If you and your friends arent left satisfied and smiling after a long night with our D**K cards, then just let us know and well make it right. We assure your complete satisfaction (if only my ex had the same deal).
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
If you arent completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!